[warning: adult content]
I just can't come [sorry] up with any kind of parody of this information that I've just downloaded from that Vast Information Resource that we all know and love as the Internet. So, I merely offer this link, so that you can finally know the truth.
I just don't know how in hell I could make this sh*t up.
Posted by mark at March 5, 2004 08:18 AM