(editor's note: you can't make this sh*t up ...)
* baka-san starts WildFlower BSD, and then has a personality conflict with the only other developer on the project and forks off LotusBSD
<ps> you had a personality conflict with yourself?
<baka-san> yeah.
<baka-san> I haven't been talking to myself for a week now.
<baka-san> It sucks because I really miss the sex.