Mark's Barstool

I Pledge To Use My Tax Cut To Help Stimulate The Economy

Thanks to President Bush's new tax cut, by my calculations I will be receiving an increase of income that may run into the low tens of dollars per month! So here's my own personal pledge to "get in the spirit" of this latest tax change:

I, Mark Linimon, hereby do solemly swear that Every Cent of this tax cut that I receive will be put to work doing Economic Good. Now, although I'm not exactly certain in what venue it will be put to work, I do know in what way that I pledge it will be put to work, and I have narrowed down the choice of venues to the following:

1. My first preference.
2. Although this is good too, and right next door.
3. One of the attractive western options.
4. And yet another option located close by.
5. And perhaps the best option -- it's non-smoking in there!

Now how's that for an economic boost! Back at'cha, Mr. President!

Posted by mark at May 27, 2003 08:49 PM